Ok ok...I wasn't always an FG!

Ok, I'll admit it. I wasn't always an FG... pause for reaction.

As a youngster, I definitely had my share of "what the heck was I thinking?" moments.

Let's recap, shall we?

Yay! Little me!

Oh, Mom! We weren't living out west. Why? Why would you do this to me?!

Moreover, why these bangs? Seriously...it's almost child abuse!!!

So the bangs grew but the skirt got shorter...hehe!

Apparently, my freshman brain thought THIS was good looking. (gag). He was far too cool to acknowledge me, of course. Three years after he graduated, I bumped into him at Pensacola Beach. Working as a delivery guy for an ice company...and living in a trailer. Awesome. 

Four years later, I brushed off my awkwardness...

Or so I thought... 6years later, thanks to the US Navy, I got another stellar haircut.

Complete with bangs. 

Four years later...I've kicked aside the awkwardness. Almost! :)

Lucky for me, I have a guy who loves me just the way I am. 

And he's stuck with me forever. And ever. Amen.

So in conclusion, it's ok not to be a "Regina"...cause those byotches will NEVER be FG's!!!!!!!!