Ok ok...I wasn't always an FG!

Ok, I'll admit it. I wasn't always an FG... pause for reaction.

As a youngster, I definitely had my share of "what the heck was I thinking?" moments.

Let's recap, shall we?

Yay! Little me!

Oh, Mom! We weren't living out west. Why? Why would you do this to me?!

Moreover, why these bangs? Seriously...it's almost child abuse!!!

So the bangs grew but the skirt got shorter...hehe!

Apparently, my freshman brain thought THIS was good looking. (gag). He was far too cool to acknowledge me, of course. Three years after he graduated, I bumped into him at Pensacola Beach. Working as a delivery guy for an ice company...and living in a trailer. Awesome. 

Four years later, I brushed off my awkwardness...

Or so I thought... 6years later, thanks to the US Navy, I got another stellar haircut.

Complete with bangs. 

Four years later...I've kicked aside the awkwardness. Almost! :)

Lucky for me, I have a guy who loves me just the way I am. 

And he's stuck with me forever. And ever. Amen.

So in conclusion, it's ok not to be a "Regina"...cause those byotches will NEVER be FG's!!!!!!!!

Mean Girls...Bless Their Hearts!

With my 10 year High School Reunion around the corner, the Mean Girls 2 [horrible] sequel moved me to think about who I was back then. Honestly, I was somewhere between the "Desperate Wanna Be's" and the "Girls Who Eat Nothing". It would explain why I was skinny...and moderately popular [because I was skinny and cute and everything I wore was tight.] But all-in-all, high school was absolutely positively stupid. The redhead in the beginning of "Can't Hardly Wait" has it right. Learn your lessons, and just move forward!

But before we review my progress, let's recap the Mean Girls series. The first movie was absolutely hilarious and awesome! Lindsay Lohan was adorable, Rachel McAdams was really mean and manipulative, and Tina Fey rocked cause she was "a Cady". In case you haven't seen it, click here for a recap. The second one was all wrong, and bad! For starters, they made a blonde girl the "Cady". BLONDES are NEVER the "Cady". Especially not when the first "Regina" was a blonde. I get that the writers were trying to make it different from the first MG...but they just shouldn't have made it. Period.

What the real tragedy is in this kind of story is that it's all LIES!!!!!! The "Cady's" will never reign over the "Regina's". Those pretty little bitches will always win in high school...and maybe even college. But then the real world steps in right around graduation time.

Hooraaaayyyyy Reality!!!!!!

 ...It bitch-slaps-everyone who made it there with a nice dose of reality. The "Cady's" have luckily been studying and sharpening their real-world skills while the "Regina's" have been busy. Being the same. So the real winners are usually the "Cady's" because they grow up to be FG's.

Don't believe me? See My Next Post...Recapping Me.