About Me

I thought I had my life figured out a long time ago. Then fate was like "Hahaha! Yeah right." So after living in a small town down south for most of my life I moved away at the age of 23 for a great job.  It requires me to travel a bit. It's awesome. But overall, I still love America the best. Especially after visiting a few countries that actually restrict what websites their citizens can go to, still treat women like property, and don't see daily showers plus deodorant as a necessity.

Role models? Christina Aguilera. She rocks my socks and is a fantastic image of great self esteem for women everywhere to admire and look up to. Plus she's sexy, sassy, and talented. (all the things I strive to be). After a few songs [usually at the top of my lungs] I'm instantly revitalized.

      I'm over 25 and unmarried. (The mantra "30, Flirty, & Thriving!" from '13 Going On 30' comes to mind.) Where I come from, that puts me just a short-hair-away from being a spinster. While I do want to get married and have a family one day- I'm in no rush to do that. It will happen when it happens. Until then, I'm having a great time. I'm a big believer in "lessons learned". All of life's experiences- both good and bad- have gotten me to where I am today.

     Later in my life, if I am not making my current profession a career (or maybe even if I do) I want to own a hair salon. Being happy and helping others feel good about themselves is a passion of  mine and what better way than to do it through a salon? If that doesn't work out, maybe I'll be a flight attendant?Although, my patience is already shot so in 10 years I really  wouldn't bat a long-mascara-coated-eyelash before I'd "drop" beverages into the laps of asshole passengers.

I enjoy cooking, shopping, wearing heels, drawing, painting, cartooning (see below), running races, and just being a sassy fabulous girl.

Here's my cartoon! She doesn't have a name, other than Cartoon Alter Ego...come to think of it, maybe I'll call her 'Fancy'. But then I'd have to give her a horrible accent and dye her hair red. ugh. Nope. No name. Just Cartoon alter ego. She makes special appearances throughout my blog...and she's very sassy!