Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Extended Awkward Turtle Moments

Phish Food or Cherry Garcia?
Extended Awkward Turtle Moments: (verb, noun): Attending a mandatory-fun event with your boss and colleagues...without a date. This results in spending an entire afternoon or evening watching other people with their dates have fun, dance, and get drunk. In the mean time, you sit quietly and plaster on a smile and drink your way to the bottom of the closest bottle.

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